I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
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you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
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He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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