Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
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Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
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Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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