I must be too annoying 4 u.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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