Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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