3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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