why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
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They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
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To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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