There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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