Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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