I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
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My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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