There is no way he is gay with that hair.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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