3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
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yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
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They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking