I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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