it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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