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Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
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i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
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Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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