i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Randomize
