If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
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BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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