Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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