My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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