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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out

  (574): View more from Indiana

  You never cease to amaze me.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool

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• (213): View more from California

  You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.

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