this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
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She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
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