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• (540): View more from Virginia

  she looked like the before picture.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  it's circumsized.

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  I think this conversation is over.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night

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  I don't have a cat..?

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  Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.

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  Is this the acid talking?

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM

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  Stall or urinal?

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