I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
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These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
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Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants