Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(480): View more from Arizona

I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.

(661): View more from California

Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.

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(914): View more from New York

Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.

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(315): View more from New York

It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.

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(607): View more from New York

Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?

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(505): View more from New Mexico

These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya

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(860): View more from Connecticut

you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays

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(801): View more from Utah

It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants

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