His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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