but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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