He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Plan B is the new Plan A
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
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Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
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Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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