Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
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So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
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Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Pooping to opera.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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