just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
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things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
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I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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