Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
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I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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