You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
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