what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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