She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
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Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
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Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
wow bdsm is so cute
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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