pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
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Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I just want to make out with him forever
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
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