You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
