I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
