Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
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Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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