Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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