nutella sex= disaster
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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