Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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