I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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