So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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