his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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