She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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