Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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