i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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