i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
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I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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