Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
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I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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