Where is the hickey?
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
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I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
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I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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