YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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