I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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