if i died would you start the facebook group?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
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We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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