and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
It's just like the Real World with babies
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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