you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
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He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
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Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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