I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
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I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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