So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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