I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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