escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
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The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
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OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
YAS. BRING CRAB.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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