And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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