dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
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I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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