i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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