i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell