That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him