just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.