just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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